REGINA(SBP) – Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: So, two Canadian Soldiers walk into a restaurant after a typical day’s work. They had just saved a woman’s life who had the audacity to expose her face in public. And, after that, they helped provide clean water, safe housing, schools, roads, homes and neighborhoods for an area of unrest. The one soldier says to the server, “I’ll have that illegal, imperialist sandwich that glorifies war, invasion and propagates a militaristic, war-mongering agenda. What was that sandwich called again?” The server says, “We call that the ‘Hero’, sir.” Full Story »

OTTAWA (SBP) – The halls of academia became more tolerant this week when the University of Ottawa announced that all students regardless of race, colour or creed would be issued brown shirts as part of a campus-wide uniform. The new uniform, which is mandatory under penalty of a “shout down”, is heiled as a triumphant narrow display of diversity and selective tolerance. Full Story »

NORTH ATLANTIC ICE SHELF (SBP) – In the most shocking, most sensational turn of events in the past decade, golf superstar Tiger Woods admitted to having sex with former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. The latest extra marital affair for Woods was committed on a global warming induced melting ice burg that used to be the home of a cuddly polar bear. The news comes just before Woods was to return to the PGA Tour and, for no reason, the ice burg was shaped like a circumsized penis. Full Story »