Archive for February, 2001

Smilin Hank Buggers Off To NFL

GREEN BAY, WI (SBP) — Fans of the Saskatchewan Roughriders were devastated this past week when it was announced that their star quarterback buggered off to the glitz, glamour, and slower paced action of the National Football League. The star quarterback, nicknamed “Smilin Hank” because of his wads of American money in his back pocket, signed a three-year deal with the Green Bay Packers. Smilin Hank’s duties will include dressing for regular season games, holding a clipboard, and wearing an NFL licensed ball cap. Full Story »