Archive for April, 2002

Russia Renegs On Promise To Pullout Before Olympic Climax

SALT LAKE CITY (SBP) — Days after promising to pull out before the climactic end to the Winter Olympic Games, officials from Russia decided at the last minute to stay fully penetrated in the event until the very end. Full Story »

Women’s Hockey Referee Enjoying Silver Medal

SOMEWHERE, USA (SBP) — The American Olympic referee who tried to screw over the Canadian women’s hockey team by calling 8 consecutive penalties against them has reportedly calmed down and is now enjoying the silver medal she was awarded along side the American women’s hockey team. Full Story »