Archive for May, 2011

NHL Opens Training Camps During Stanley Cup Final

ALBUQUERQUE, NM (SBP) — Shortly after approving the move of the Atlanta Thrashers to Winnipeg, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman sent ripples through the sporting world by announcing that training camps are scheduled to open during the Stanley Cup Final. The move is intended to give the league maximum exposure during its showcase event. Full Story »

NHL Commissioner “Truly Sorry” to Bring Professional Hockey Back To Winnipeg

WINNIPEG (SBP) — Holding back bitter tears and choking through his words, Commissioner Gary Bettman somberly announced that the NHL will be relocating the Atlanta Thrashers to Winnipeg for the upcoming season.  The move is seen as a possible end to Bettman’s mission to destroy professional hockey in Canada. Full Story »