Archive for the ‘Health Care’ Category
Rider Ritalin Now Available For Rider Playoff Games |
YOUR LOCAL PHARMACY (SBP) – Following a thrilling double overtime playoff victory, the Saskatchewan Roughriders have partnered with an area pharmacy to market a special brand of Ritalin. Rider Ritalin will be available for fans who fear they may become hyperactive during the upcoming western final against Calgary.
Residents Urged To Prepare For Bublé Virus |
SASKATOON (SBP) – The Health Region of Saskatoon has sent out a general warning to area residents to be on the alert for a debilitating virus. Known as the “Bublé Virus”, it is said to mostly affect hospital staff or those who provide medical support. Local hospitals are expected to be running virtual skeleton crews when the virus fully takes hold on August 14th of this year. Full Story »
Newfoundland Premier Promotes “Animal Farm” Style Health Care |
MIAMI (SBP) – After using his own personal fortune to purchase efficient, expensive and expedient health care in the United States, Newfoundland Premier Danny Williams held a post-op press conference to extoll the virtues of Canadian “Animal Farm” style medicare. Premier Williams, an independently wealthy man, spoke from the world class Mount Sinai Medical Center in Miami where his heart surgery was an unmitigated success. Full Story »
