Archive for the ‘Life’ Category

OTTAWA (SBP) – The halls of academia became more tolerant this week when the University of Ottawa announced that all students regardless of race, colour or creed would be issued brown shirts as part of a campus-wide uniform. The new uniform, which is mandatory under penalty of a “shout down”, is heiled as a triumphant narrow display of diversity and selective tolerance. Full Story »

NORTH ATLANTIC ICE SHELF (SBP) – In the most shocking, most sensational turn of events in the past decade, golf superstar Tiger Woods admitted to having sex with former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. The latest extra marital affair for Woods was committed on a global warming induced melting ice burg that used to be the home of a cuddly polar bear. The news comes just before Woods was to return to the PGA Tour and, for no reason, the ice burg was shaped like a circumsized penis. Full Story »

Martensville (SBP) – After the massive publicity over their September 11th themed pig roast, the “Sask Type” of party of Saskatchewan is already making plans for next year’s fundraising event.  The 2011 fundraiser, entitled “Come Have a Blast!” will have a Hindenburg theme. Full Story »