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		<title>Nickelback To Unite Country&#8217;s Hatred at Grey Cup Half Time Show</title>
		<link>http://www.saskabush.com/content/2011/11/nickelback-to-unite-countrys-hatred/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANCOUVER (SBP) &#8212; November is a special time of year in Canada. It is when the country gets together to celebrate the finale of the CFL season; the Grey Cup. No matter if people were fans or not of the league, the event seems to bring people from all parts of the country together in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Job Fair Quickly Scatters “Occupy” Protesters</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 07:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SASKATOON (SBP) &#8212; Screams of utter terror resonated throughout the streets of Saskatoon last weekend after a heartless group of individuals broke up the “Occupy Saskatoon” protest by offering the protesters jobs. The impromptu job fair quickly dispersed 99% of the protesters while 1% stayed to listen to the potential career opportunities. “In the name [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Job Fair Quickly Scatters “Occupy” Protesters</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 07:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SASKATOON (SBP) &#8212; Screams of utter terror resonated throughout the streets of Saskatoon last weekend after a heartless group of individuals broke up the “Occupy Saskatoon” protest by offering the protesters jobs. The impromptu job fair quickly dispersed 99% of the protesters while 1% stayed to listen to the potential career opportunities. “In the name [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Public Urges Mosquitoes To Unionize, Go On Strike</title>
		<link>http://www.saskabush.com/content/2011/06/public-urges-mosquitoes-unionize-strike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 06:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[STAGNANT WATER (SBP) &#8212; With a very wet spring and abundant breeding conditions for mosquitoes, Saskatchewan residents are lobbying the blood sucking insects to become a certified union, join their public servant brethren, and immediately go on strike. The desperate plea by residents is a secret attempt to lessen an immanent plague. “We felt that, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vancouver Rioters Apologize For Getting Caught</title>
		<link>http://www.saskabush.com/content/2011/06/rioters-apologize-getting-caught/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 06:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[VANCOUVER (SBP) &#8212; A week after the Stanley Cup riots, more tragedy has occurred as thousands of participants have been identified through photos posted on social networking sites like facebook and twitter. Because their anonymity was compromised, many of the rioters have come forward and apologized for getting caught. “I am so sorry! This is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shitty Service Unaffected By Air Canada Strike</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 20:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SASKATOON (SBP) &#8212; Travellers around the country noticed no discernible change in dissatisfaction with their flight experience after thousands of Air Canada customer service agents went on strike across the country. The airliner has been left scrambling to keep up it’s customer service levels to it’s traditional standard of “shitty”. “I’m still standing in long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Citizens Barely Enduring Postal Strike With Phone, email, Internet, Fax, Texting, Couriers&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.saskabush.com/content/2011/06/citizens-barely-enduring-postal-strike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:44:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SASKATOON (SBP) &#8212; It is two weeks into the rotating postal strike and everyone can feel it. The empty mail boxes are a sign of social isolation. The streets are missing that one extra person walking the streets who was willing to talk to you for a few seconds. There is a palpable hole in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>City To Rely On Global Warming For Residential Snow Removal</title>
		<link>http://www.saskabush.com/content/2010/11/city-rely-on-global-warming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 06:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[REGINA (SBP) – Regina residents were greatly relieved when city council announced they would be saving millions of dollars in their snow removal budget by extending an invite to someone who will clear the snow forever and ever; Global Warming. “I was thrilled when Mayor Fiacco extended the offer to work with the city,” said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rider Ritalin Now Available For Rider Playoff Games</title>
		<link>http://www.saskabush.com/content/2010/11/rider-ritalin-available/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 06:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[YOUR LOCAL PHARMACY (SBP) – Following a thrilling double overtime playoff victory, the Saskatchewan Roughriders have partnered with an area pharmacy to market a special brand of Ritalin. Rider Ritalin will be available for fans who fear they may become hyperactive during the upcoming western final against Calgary. Fans have embraced the new product as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>University Of Ottawa To Issue Brown Shirts To Students</title>
		<link>http://www.saskabush.com/content/2010/04/university-of-ottawa-to-issue-brown-shirts-to-students/</link>
		<comments>http://www.saskabush.com/content/2010/04/university-of-ottawa-to-issue-brown-shirts-to-students/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 06:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OTTAWA (SBP) – The halls of academia became more tolerant this week when the University of Ottawa announced that all students regardless of race, colour or creed would be issued brown shirts as part of a campus-wide uniform. The new uniform, which is mandatory under penalty of a “shout down”, is heiled as a triumphant [...]]]></description>
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