Archive for the ‘Life’ Category

STAGNANT WATER (SBP) — With a very wet spring and abundant breeding conditions for mosquitoes, Saskatchewan residents are lobbying the blood sucking insects to become a certified union, join their public servant brethren, and immediately go on strike. The desperate plea by residents is a secret attempt to lessen an immanent plague. Full Story »

VANCOUVER (SBP) — A week after the Stanley Cup riots, more tragedy has occurred as thousands of participants have been identified through photos posted on social networking sites like facebook and twitter. Because their anonymity was compromised, many of the rioters have come forward and apologized for getting caught. Full Story »

SASKATOON (SBP) — Travellers around the country noticed no discernible change in dissatisfaction with their flight experience after thousands of Air Canada customer service agents went on strike across the country. The airliner has been left scrambling to keep up it’s customer service levels to it’s traditional standard of “shitty”. Full Story »