Archive for the ‘National’ Category

OTTAWA (SBP) – The halls of academia became more tolerant this week when the University of Ottawa announced that all students regardless of race, colour or creed would be issued brown shirts as part of a campus-wide uniform. The new uniform, which is mandatory under penalty of a “shout down”, is heiled as a triumphant narrow display of diversity and selective tolerance. Full Story »

OTTAWA (SBP) – The minority Conservative Government suffered an embarrassing omission in it’s annual federal budget when finance minister Joe Flaherty forgot to include the House of Commons’ monthly cable TV bill. The unfortunate omission will mean that the federal budget will have to be adjusted to accommodate the extra expense. Full Story »

OTTAWA (SBP) – In an effort to make amends for an oversight in an immigration pamphlet, the minority Conservative Government made an announcement that a line in the national anthem was going to be changed from “in all thy sons command” to “in all gay rights command”. The announcement came during the throne speech, which also unveiled the federal budget. Full Story »