Archive for the ‘National’ Category
Nickelback To Unite Country’s Hatred at Grey Cup Half Time Show |
VANCOUVER (SBP) — November is a special time of year in Canada. It is when the country gets together to celebrate the finale of the CFL season; the Grey Cup. No matter if people were fans or not of the league, the event seems to bring people from all parts of the country together in harmony for a great national institution. Full Story »
Job Fair Quickly Scatters “Occupy” Protesters |
SASKATOON (SBP) — Screams of utter terror resonated throughout the streets of Saskatoon last weekend after a heartless group of individuals broke up the “Occupy Saskatoon” protest by offering the protesters jobs. The impromptu job fair quickly dispersed 99% of the protesters while 1% stayed to listen to the potential career opportunities. Full Story »
Zombies File Human Rights Complaint Over Negative Portrayal |
FUTURE APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND (SBP) — They stumbled along the sidewalks looking for their precious sustenance. Some didn’t speak. Others just growled or said one thing over and over. They only wanted the one thing that was in those houses lining the streets. And, they were hell-bent on getting all they could. They all looked inhuman, evil…and were incredibly insensitive to the feelings of those who were castoffs from society; the undead.
