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Roughriders Unveil “Dress Like An Empty Seat” Promotion For Final Home Game |
REGINA (SBP) — Coming off one of their least successful campaigns in recent memory, the Saskatchewan Roughriders have announced a promotion to best sum up the 2011 season; “Dress like an Empty Seat” day will take place this Saturday when they take on the Hamilton Tiger Cats. Full Story »
Lingenfelter Falls Off Unstable Platform |
REGINA (SBP) — In an unfortunate turn of events, Provincial NDP leader Dwain Lingenfelter sustained a hairline fracture on his ankle after falling off an unstable platform. The injury, which occurred during the leader’s debate, may keep the opposition leader out of action for the remainder of the election season.
Job Fair Quickly Scatters “Occupy” Protesters |
SASKATOON (SBP) — Screams of utter terror resonated throughout the streets of Saskatoon last weekend after a heartless group of individuals broke up the “Occupy Saskatoon” protest by offering the protesters jobs. The impromptu job fair quickly dispersed 99% of the protesters while 1% stayed to listen to the potential career opportunities. Full Story »
