Archive for the ‘Olympics’ Category
Russia Renegs On Promise To Pullout Before Olympic Climax |
SALT LAKE CITY (SBP) — Days after promising to pull out before the climactic end to the Winter Olympic Games, officials from Russia decided at the last minute to stay fully penetrated in the event until the very end. Full Story »
Women’s Hockey Referee Enjoying Silver Medal |
SOMEWHERE, USA (SBP) — The American Olympic referee who tried to screw over the Canadian women’s hockey team by calling 8 consecutive penalties against them has reportedly calmed down and is now enjoying the silver medal she was awarded along side the American women’s hockey team. Full Story »
Toronto In Rehab After Failed Olympic Bid |
REHAB CLINIC (SBP) – After wasting many years and blowing over 20 million dollars on the drug called “International Recognition”, the city of Toronto finally admitted itself into a rehabilitation clinic after finally hitting rock bottom. Losing an Olympic bid for the second time in 12 years finally forced the “world class city” to take a hard look at itself, admit it had a problem, and seek help. Full Story »
