Related Story<\/a>), \u201cWe need, you know, like, Arab Spring and whatever.<\/p>\n\u201cDid you know there is no hockey in Arabiastan? Canada should be like, you know, that and stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n
Snowflake, who holds a Bachelor of Indoctrination at the University or Ottawa, came out of hiding for this publicity stunt to promote her stage play, \u201cLook At Me, Me, Me, and…ME!\u201d The autobiographical play has been reworked to not only include a murdering prime minister, but, now, the prime minister has an army of misogynistic hockey players at his disposal to oppress the people of Canada.<\/p>\n
\u201cI believe that art can intimidate life and junk,\u201d explained Snowflake, \u201cMy protestational of the, you know, hockey game and such makes people think about how I, like, you know, make a point and stuff. About democracy, you know?<\/p>\n
\u201cAdditionally, I\u2019d like to, you know, encourage people to take part in civil disobedience. Like, you know, burn cars, break windows and do stuff that buds forth the flowering of my definition of democracy. And junk.\u201d<\/p>\n
Concluded Snowflake: \u201cDo you…do you guys know where I can score some weed?\u201d<\/p>\n
The media was quick to rush to Snowflake\u2019s side.<\/p>\n
\u201cSuch bravery, such majesty!\u201d said a breathless Toronto Star reporter, \u201cSnowflake is Canada\u2019s Nelson Mandela; a modern day Moses. To stand up to all the oppressors who love hockey and say to them \u2018NO! You must think as I do!\u2019 takes the guts that lots of people don\u2019t have. Snowflake is a shining representation of her generation. She will part the seas and lead us to the promised land of a bold new Canada.\u201d<\/p>\n
There is no word yet on whether the NHL will close it\u2019s doors and cease operations. The city of Vancouver, on the other hand, did comply as it gave birth to a wonderful new democracy filled with burning cars, smashed windows, looters and beaten, bloodied people.<\/p>\n
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