ESTEVAN (SBP) \u2013 Everyone stops and stares at him. His two teeth are gone, as they can plainly see. Who can he blame for this catastrophe?<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know\u201d, said the annoying little kid in his whiney voice, \u201cBut my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as can be.<\/p>\n
\u201cAll I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,\u201d cried the annoying little kid, \u201cMy two front teeth. My two front teeth. All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The annoying little kid knew for awhile that he was going to lose his teeth eventually. His mother had explained over and over again that, as people grow up and little boys become little men, they lose their baby teeth. The timing of the event, however, left a lot to be desired.<\/p>\n
\u201cSee my two front teeth?\u201d said the annoying little kid, \u201cMy two front teeth\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou know, sometimes I just want to cuff that boy up-side the head,\u201d grunted the annoying kid\u2019s father, \u201cHe\u2019s just that annoying!\u201d The annoying kid\u2019s father then whipped his hand in empty air and made a snapping noise.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt seems so long since I could say \u2018Sister Suzie Sitting on a Thistle\u2019,\u201d lamented the annoying little kid, whose voice sends waves upon waves of irritation up one\u2019s spine, \u201cGosh, oh gee, how happy I\u2019d be if I could only whistle.\u201d<\/p>\n
Classmates of the annoying little kid have been reportedly avoided the irksome lad since his tooth extraction and some are apologetic that they were not responsible for the loss of the two front teeth.<\/p>\n
\u201cI could have punched his lights out easy,\u201d said one schoolyard bully, \u201cI could have given him one good Wham!\u201d<\/p>\n
Reasons behind the annoying little kid\u2019s ostracism at school include his whiny voice, repetitious dialogue as well as the use of long outdated phrases like \u201cgosh\u201d and \u201coh gee\u201d. In his defense, the annoying little kid offered an explanation for his behaviour.<\/p>\n
\u201cGee, if only I could have my two front teeth. Then I could wish you Merry Christmas!\u201d<\/p>\n
At that moment, the annoying kid\u2019s father, his patience obviously exhausted, then cuffed the annoying little kid up-side the head and told him to go to his room. The annoying little kid was further instructed to not come back out until he had something else to talk about besides his missing two front teeth.<\/p>\n
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