Smilin Hank Buggers Off To NFL |
GREEN BAY, WI (SBP) — Fans of the Saskatchewan Roughriders were devastated this past week when it was announced that their star quarterback buggered off to the glitz, glamour, and slower paced action of the National Football League. The star quarterback, nicknamed “Smilin Hank” because of his wads of American money in his back pocket, signed a three-year deal with the Green Bay Packers. Smilin Hank’s duties will include dressing for regular season games, holding a clipboard, and wearing an NFL licensed ball cap. Full Story »
Saskatchewan Fails Bid To Host Olympics |
REGINA (SBP) – Standing in front of a big screen TV at a local bar, members of the Saskatchewan Olympic Bid Committee (SOBC) were stunned to discover they did not make the short list for the 2008 summer Olympics. Full Story »
Saskabush Snubbed At 2000 Oscars |
HOLLYWOOD, CA (SBP) — After a string of web awards and special recognition, satirical ezine Saskabush failed to win a coveted Oscar award this past Sunday in Hollywood, California. Full Story »
Area Punks Forced to Cancel Snowball Fight |
ESTEVAN (SBP) – The global affects of El Nino and La Nina have found their latest target when area punks were forced to cancel last Monday’s scheduled snowball fight between rival communities Weyburn and Estevan. The reason given was the fact that there hasn’t been any snow. Full Story »
Not The Riders Win Grey Cup |
VANCOUVER (SBP) – For the tenth straight season, Not The Riders have won the Grey Cup. This time it was a 32-21 victory over the Calgary Stampeders at Vancouver’s BC Place. Full Story »
Man Literally Freezes Ass Off At Rider Game |
TAYLOR FIELD (SBP) — In what was supposed to be an enjoyable evening turned into horror for 61 year old Otto Pavlovski. The long time Saskatchewan Roughrider season ticket holder literally froze his “dairy air” to the wooden benches at Taylor Field in Regina Friday night. Full Story »
Tourism Saskatchewan Announces Killer Ad Campaign |
REGINA (SBP) – With all the entries accounted for and the votes cast, Tourism Saskatchewan called a press conference Tuesday to announce it’s new ad campaign for the summer of 1999: Full Story »
Couple Reaches Climax For First Time |
SASKATOON (SBP) – After years of anguish and careful planning, John and Rebecca Patterson of Saskatoon finally realized the dream they had fantasized about since their wedding night on June 4, 1986. Full Story »