REGINA(SBP) – Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: So, two Canadian Soldiers walk into a restaurant after a typical day’s work. They had just saved a woman’s life who had the audacity to expose her face in public. And, after that, they helped provide clean water, safe housing, schools, roads, homes and neighborhoods for an area of unrest. The one soldier says to the server, “I’ll have that illegal, imperialist sandwich that glorifies war, invasion and propagates a militaristic, war-mongering agenda. What was that sandwich called again?” The server says, “We call that the ‘Hero’, sir.” Full Story »

OTTAWA (SBP) – The halls of academia became more tolerant this week when the University of Ottawa announced that all students regardless of race, colour or creed would be issued brown shirts as part of a campus-wide uniform. The new uniform, which is mandatory under penalty of a “shout down”, is heiled as a triumphant narrow display of diversity and selective tolerance. Full Story »

NORTH ATLANTIC ICE SHELF (SBP) – In the most shocking, most sensational turn of events in the past decade, golf superstar Tiger Woods admitted to having sex with former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. The latest extra marital affair for Woods was committed on a global warming induced melting ice burg that used to be the home of a cuddly polar bear. The news comes just before Woods was to return to the PGA Tour and, for no reason, the ice burg was shaped like a circumsized penis. Full Story »

REGINA (SBP) – Confirming the deepest, darkest fears of many residents, Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall unveiled the latest step in his march towards socioeconomic Armageddon. The wolf in sheep’s clothing used the provincial budget as a platform to open the door to an American-style, user pay winter vacation homes. Full Story »

REGINA (SBP) – Imagine this, if you will: it’s late at night.  You go to your garage.  You unlock the car door and proceed to get in.  But, you stop.  You feel a presence in the garage.  A presence…you might have felt before.  The shadows, though familiar, seem strangely friendly no more.  They are in league with whatever hides among them.  They are evil, predatory, and are closing in.  Suddenly, darkness grabs you.  This is the way mercy ends.  These are your last moments on earth.  And, just so you know, these final moments aren’t spent with Colin Thatcher. Full Story »

SASKATOON (SBP) – The Health Region of Saskatoon has sent out a general warning to area residents to be on the alert for a debilitating virus.  Known as the “Bublé Virus”, it is said to mostly affect hospital staff or those who provide medical support.  Local hospitals are expected to be running virtual skeleton crews when the virus fully takes hold on August 14th of this year. Full Story »

Martensville (SBP) – After the massive publicity over their September 11th themed pig roast, the “Sask Type” of party of Saskatchewan is already making plans for next year’s fundraising event.  The 2011 fundraiser, entitled “Come Have a Blast!” will have a Hindenburg theme. Full Story »

REGINA (SBP) – Yet another stadium idea has come to the table for consideration. A group of investors have tabled a proposal which showcases a more traditional view of Saskatchewan. Full Story »

OTTAWA (SBP) – The minority Conservative Government suffered an embarrassing omission in it’s annual federal budget when finance minister Joe Flaherty forgot to include the House of Commons’ monthly cable TV bill. The unfortunate omission will mean that the federal budget will have to be adjusted to accommodate the extra expense. Full Story »

OTTAWA (SBP) – In an effort to make amends for an oversight in an immigration pamphlet, the minority Conservative Government made an announcement that a line in the national anthem was going to be changed from “in all thy sons command” to “in all gay rights command”. The announcement came during the throne speech, which also unveiled the federal budget. Full Story »